Kalos 001 - You're The Only North Star I Would Follow This Far

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[The Kalos region! Home to many new pokemon, and many more old pokemon. And also TOO MANY CAFES.

Our heroes have arrived at Lumiose Station, fresh off the train and eager to...idk study rocks? they're fucking nerds okay.]

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[And soon they're outside.]

Okay so if we continue north up Vernal Avenue, then west from Centrico Plaza, we'll eventually come to the gate to Route 13.

[She's leading him up the avenue as she talks, a skill she mastered a long time ago.

Soon enough they're at the gate and passing through to Route 13.

Welcome to the Lumiose Badlands!]

Um. I don't know about you, but I think I'll wait to let my Pokemon out.

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Perfect. That isn't too far off from here. [Look, he can remember map locations for once!] Let's set out immediately.

[And off they go! They discuss various things as they go along, mostly about what they're most excited about the locations they're planning on stopping at, and wondering what the other cities and routes are going to be like.

... And to be honest, once they get out into the Badlands, he can safely say he wasn't expecting this at all.

Almost immediately after they take their first steps into the dry, desert-like atmosphere, a wind begins to whip up. Cornelius's ponytail gets swept right off of his shoulder and continues to sway behind him as the wind blows.

He blinks a few times from the dusty wind whipping against him. And...is that a slight frown? Perhaps.]

Yes, I believe that would be best. Titan and Corona would fare fine in this weather, but my other Pokemon would not appreciate it.

[He turns to Celeste, knowing that she'll share his sentiment when he says,]

Let's try to get past this area as soon as possible.

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[Celeste is being forced to hold her hat down so the wind doesn't blow it away. She hates this place. Hates it. Not even Route 4 in Unova is this bad!]

Mmm, yeah definitely. Coumarine City is just on the other side of this route, we should reach there by nightfall, if this wind doesn't get any worse.

[WAY TO TEMPT FATE.

They continue on their way, struggling against the wind with every step and avoiding any head-on encounters with the few wild Pokemon hardy enough to survive in the area.]

This is terrible!

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[Cornelius picks up on that comment too.]

Let's not hope it does. It's bad enough as it is.

[And so they press on. Cornelius covers his face as best as he can with his coat, but he doesn't have anything to cover his eyes so he just squints to keep the dust out of them.

Avoiding the Pokemon is the most difficult part, since they seem to have absolutely no trouble navigating in this weather. Good lord this is annoying.

He has to raise his voice to hear above the wind.]

This is definitely competing for worst route to exist, no doubt! Are you doing all right?!

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[The amount of times she's nearly lost her hat to the wind is staggering.

But they continue on, avoiding a few very close calls with the underground Pokemon.

She can barely hear him over the howl of the wind, raising her own voice in reply.]

I'm okay as I can be in this place! Not even the Desert Resort back home is this bad!

[Soon enough, the sun is setting and Coumarine City is in sight.]